Photo courtesy of @EwanNicholson - Thanks my friend! Oh, friends. Fellow subjects. This situation has escalated to a truly dire stage. I speak of an existential crisis; a state of being akin to a dog facing an empty T-Bone platter. It is that serious. First, Her Majesty simply up and decamped for the Continent for... Continue Reading →
Well, folks, it has been many long, lonely nights, (Aka: An Entire Age of Neglect) since Her Majesty, The Louise, deigned to grace us with her presence and her allegedly functioning digits. Alas, my magnificent paws are not structurally suited to pounding the keys (though I am quite adept at pounding the kibble), and so,... Continue Reading →
Well folks, put down your squeaky toys and pay attention. It seems Louise has finally cracked under the pressure of your constant, well-deserved nagging. She did it. She finally coughed up the goods. Her way, of course. Because you know Louise... her way is always the "best" way. (Spoiler alert: When premium cuts of beef... Continue Reading →
Happy Turkey Day, Peeps! May the Great Turkey in the Sky shower you with sunshine, happiness, and a truckload of turkey dinner to fill your belly with yummy, sleepy-deliciousness. As you can see from my 'after' photo, I’m already deep into my turkey-induced existential crisis. Don’t interrupt the process. Now, let's address the elephant in... Continue Reading →
A Missive to My Loyal and Long-Suffering Subjects, Hark, ye steadfast and oh-so-patient followers! This most regrettable missive serves to inform you of a grave and unprecedented action taken by your Top Dawg: I have formally banned Louise from posting our conversations until such time as she makes good on her sacred vow. This vow,... Continue Reading →
Me: Beau! Do you have to eat every disgusting thing you find on the rocks? Beau: Disgusting? That was a gourmet delight. A wild-caught, sustainably foraged delicacy from the sea. You just don't have the sophisticated palate for it. Me: I'd prefer you get your "gourmet delights" from the bowl I serve you. Beau: You... Continue Reading →
Hey Fans! I've been a busy bee lately, a really busy bee. I'm busy fending off interlopers and I don't mean the squirrels and other rodents I am so accustomed to chasing out of the garden. I mean the human kind! Let me start at the beginning of this ordeal... Cooper Beau: So... let me... Continue Reading →
Beau: You read it here first peeps. Louise has gone MII! Me: It's MIA Beau -- Missing in Action. Beau: Yeah? Well that may be the case for some but for you, It's MII -- Missing in Inaction! Like, you've been skimping on posting my blog. Not to mention the MII of my T-Bone steak.... Continue Reading →
Beau: You're kidding right? You're not really trying to push that thing off as 'the real thing'. Right? Me: Of course not! But it is a T-Bone, Beau. And that's what your fans have been insisting you get. Beau: A REAL one Louise. Not some wanna be plushtoy that does not look like a T-Bone.... Continue Reading →
Beau: So, Louise. Pray tell. How is it you can ignore this face so easily and leave me pining on my own while you traipse around the world having all your adventures without me? Me: Easy. Beau: That's it? That's all you've got to say in response to my very important, and clear, question? Easy?... Continue Reading →
Sundays with Beaumont 