Hear ye, hear ye, gather around to hear the tale of Sir Beaumont of Sheepadoodle, a noble knight born into the whimsical fur of a Sheepadoodle, and his quest for the holy grail of meats, the T-Bone steakāa feast not provided by his most negligent hooman, Louise, but rather mysteriously bestowed by the cosmic courier... Continue Reading →
The Birthday Boy
This is my day after birthday. Louise thought it would be a good idea to share her (not sure why not MINE but she tells me she's the content police on this here blog - go figure!) Anyway, since beginning my blog in September 2018, today's post will be the 274th post! That's a lot... Continue Reading →
The River Rat
Hey Fans! It's me. Beaumont. Trying to get my giant paws to work the keyboard of Louise's laptop which she left at home because... yup. You got it. She's gone off again to visit some mini-people she calls, The Littles. The name was one she heard from some woman named Bernie who calls her mini-people... Continue Reading →
Privacy Matters
In The World According to Louise, double standards are common. Like, she says this photo says it all. Ha! like what's it really saying? That I'm a 'naughty boy' as she called me or, She doesn't play fair. 'Cause her's the truth! I get no privacy when I gotta do my business but her!? Ha!... Continue Reading →
The Integrity Shave
Beaumont: So... Louise... Do you see the snow? Me: Hard to miss it Beau. It's kind of everywhere. Beau: So, if you can see it can you explain to me why you took away my only protection from the cold that accompanies it? Puhleasee. Me: Well... Um... When I booked your appointment to get shaved... Continue Reading →
Happy Easter Dawgs!
Me: Beau. Why are you wearing a fedora? Beau: It's my Easter Bonnet, Louise. Me: Why are you wearing an Easter bonnet then? Beau: Duh! It's Easter Sunday, Louise! Why wouldn't I? Me: I don't know. Maybe because you're a dawg and dawg's don't wear fedoras? Beau: Ummm.... Louise, and I only ask this out... Continue Reading →
Where’s Beaumont?
A different take on Beau this morning. He's asked to be a 'movie stah' and apparently the only way is for me to abide by his wishes and have been told to post his two most recent jaunts at the snowy park so you can see how amazing he is on film! Please reassure him... Continue Reading →
AAARRRGGGHHHH is not a word
Me: Beau. Wake-up. It's time to go to the park. Beaumont: Shhhh. I'm sleeping. Me: What's with you. You always want to go to the park. Beau: Did you hear that wind last night? Vicious. I had to pace and keep watch just in case. Me: Actually you didn't. You could have just slept through... Continue Reading →
How to be Happy
Hey there, hooman peeps! It's your favourite Sheepadoodle, Beaumont, dishing out my weekly wisdom. And woo hoo! Louise is letting me have full reign of the keyboard today 'cause she's all caught up in creating an amazing master class for Tuesday for anyone interested in Radiant Bold Aging. I guess I'll give her that --... Continue Reading →
Beaumont the Movie Star
Beau: Louise, it's 3:30pm and you haven't posted my blog yet. What gives? Me: I'm busy. Beau: What can keep you so busy you don't take care of the important things Louise? Me: What I'm doing is important too, Beau. Beau: Louise. Louise. That may be true but, you made a commitment with my blog... Continue Reading →