He Ain’t Heavy

Me: Beaumont. You're doing it again. Beau: What's that? Me You know what that is. Beau: Louise. If I knew what that is I wouldn't ask what that is. Me: (sigh) Lying on top of me. Beau: Oh that. Me: Yes. Beau. That. And see, you did know what it was. Beau: Well actually Louise.... Continue Reading →

What about me?

Beaumont: So... Louise.... I don't get it. Me: Get what Beau? Beau: Well... you know how you just spent days and days putting together a desk calendar for your She Dares Boldly series... Me: Yeeeesss.... (already I know I'm in trouble...) Beau: Well... I don't understand why you don't have a "Beaumont Dares Boldly" calendar.... Continue Reading →

Fi-Fo — Seriously?

Me: Beaumont. You're lying on top of your dad. Beaumont: What? Me? Really? Me: Yes. Really. You need to get off him. Beaumont: I think you mean, "my dad is lying under me." He needs to move. Me: He was there first. Beaumont: First in. First out. You know. FI-FO. Me: Excuse me? Beaumont: FI-FO.... Continue Reading →

Not Again!

Beaumont: Louise. What are you doing? Me: I'm making menus. Beau: What for? Me: For when I'm cooking in at Mt. Engadine Lodge again. Beau: Again? Like.... you're going back and leaving me? Again? Me: You'll be fine Beau. You're dad will be home with you. Beau: That's not the issue Louise. I'm sure I'll... Continue Reading →

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