Beaumont: I thought I told you I didn't want that cat staying here any more. Me: It's not your choice. Beau: Says who? Me: Says me. Beau: And who made you queen? Me: I'm not queen. I just get to decide who comes over. Beau: And I get to decide if I accept your decisions or... Continue Reading →
Me: So. Ummm. Beaumont. Do you see the towel lying on the couch? Beau: Of course. Me: Well, you know it's there for you to lie on. Beau: Ahh. I see where this is going. Me: Where do you think it's going? Beau: Oh. You know. To that place where you tell me I'm supposed to be lying on... Continue Reading →
Me: Beaumont. Quit staring at me. I'm trying to sleep. Beau: I'm trying to get your attention. Me: Go to sleep. Beau: I need to go out. Me: I took you out before we came to bed. Why do you have to go out now? Beau: Why do you think? Me: Because you want to chase that cute rabbit you... Continue Reading →
Me: Beaumont. Do you have to lay in the middle of the floor? Beaumont: I'm not just laying here. I'm sleeping. Me: Okay. Do you have to sleep in the middle of the floor? Beau: Yes. Me: How about 'no'? Beau: No. Me: Ummm... No you don't have to sleep in the middle of the floor or no, you're... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: Remind me again why I have to get up? Me: Because it's morning and I want to get up. Beaumont: Then get up already. Me: You're lying on top of me. Beaumont: You can slide out. Just don't disturb me. Me: Beaumont. Don't be difficult. Beaumont: Jane never made me get up. Me: Well... Jane... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: So... you think it's okay to just leave me like this? Me: Al and Jane are there. Beau: That's not my point. Me: Oh dear. Here we go... Beau: You go away and leave me and now I'm getting attitude? Me: Oops. Sorry. My apologies. It's just you always do that 'that's not my point'... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: Where's my coffee? Me: Excuse me? Beaumont: My coffee. I'm the ExecuPup. You're my secretary. Why aren't you getting me coffee? Me: Who said I'm your secretary? Beaumont: I'm the ExecuPup. I make the decisions. I decided. Me: You seem to forget I'm the boss here. Beaumont: You seem to forget I'm the one... Continue Reading →
Me: Beaumont... Beau: Whaaat? Me: You're lying on my side of the bed. Beau: Well actually I was sleeping. Me: How could you be sleeping already? I just got up to get a glass of water Beau: I have a clear conscience. Makes it easy to go to sleep. Me: Are you suggesting I don't?... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: Excuse me. You're not posting that photo of me on FB are you? Me: Why wouldn't I? Beaumont: It's not my best look. Me: What's wrong with it? Beaumont: I look like I've been on a weekend long bender. Me: I think it's cute. Anyway. You don't drink. Beaumont: You could drive me to... Continue Reading →
