Nature’s Call

Me:  Beaumont. Quit staring at me. I'm trying to sleep. Beau:  I'm trying to get your attention. Me:   Go to sleep. Beau:  I need to go out. Me:   I took you out before we came to bed. Why do you have to go out now? Beau:  Why do you think? Me:  Because you want to chase that cute rabbit you... Continue Reading →

The Execu Pup

Beaumont:   Where's my coffee? Me:  Excuse me? Beaumont:  My coffee. I'm the ExecuPup. You're my secretary. Why aren't you getting me coffee? Me:  Who said I'm your secretary? Beaumont:  I'm the ExecuPup. I make the decisions. I decided. Me:  You seem to forget I'm the boss here. Beaumont:  You seem to forget I'm the one... Continue Reading →

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