Me: Beaumont. Do you have to lay in the middle of the floor? Beaumont: I'm not just laying here. I'm sleeping. Me: Okay. Do you have to sleep in the middle of the floor? Beau: Yes. Me: How about 'no'? Beau: No. Me: Ummm... No you don't have to sleep in the middle of the floor or no, you're... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: Remind me again why I have to get up? Me: Because it's morning and I want to get up. Beaumont: Then get up already. Me: You're lying on top of me. Beaumont: You can slide out. Just don't disturb me. Me: Beaumont. Don't be difficult. Beaumont: Jane never made me get up. Me: Well... Jane... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: So... you think it's okay to just leave me like this? Me: Al and Jane are there. Beau: That's not my point. Me: Oh dear. Here we go... Beau: You go away and leave me and now I'm getting attitude? Me: Oops. Sorry. My apologies. It's just you always do that 'that's not my point'... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: Where's my coffee? Me: Excuse me? Beaumont: My coffee. I'm the ExecuPup. You're my secretary. Why aren't you getting me coffee? Me: Who said I'm your secretary? Beaumont: I'm the ExecuPup. I make the decisions. I decided. Me: You seem to forget I'm the boss here. Beaumont: You seem to forget I'm the one... Continue Reading →
Me: Beaumont... Beau: Whaaat? Me: You're lying on my side of the bed. Beau: Well actually I was sleeping. Me: How could you be sleeping already? I just got up to get a glass of water Beau: I have a clear conscience. Makes it easy to go to sleep. Me: Are you suggesting I don't?... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: Excuse me. You're not posting that photo of me on FB are you? Me: Why wouldn't I? Beaumont: It's not my best look. Me: What's wrong with it? Beaumont: I look like I've been on a weekend long bender. Me: I think it's cute. Anyway. You don't drink. Beaumont: You could drive me to... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: So... what's with the blog you've started about me? Me: Well, it's not really about you. It's about our conversations. I'm sharing them. Beaumont: I see. And when were you going to tell me about this? Me: I am. Right now. Beaumont (sarcastically): How thoughtful. Have you spoken with my lawyers? Me: Pardon me?... Continue Reading →
Beaumont the Sheepadoodle came into our home July 1st, 2015. He'd already climbed into our hearts and taken up residence when we met him in early June at the breeders in a town called, Beaumont, Alberta. Yup. That's how he got his name. My husband, daughters and I couldn't all agree on a name, until... Continue Reading →
