The Day Louise Promises to Give Me My T-Bone!

Beau: So, Louise. Pray tell. How is it you can ignore this face so easily and leave me pining on my own while you traipse around the world having all your adventures without me? Me: Easy. Beau: That's it? That's all you've got to say in response to my very important, and clear, question? Easy?... Continue Reading →

Beau’s Big Adventure- Lost and Found

On the beach, before his big adventure This just in: Beau's Blog is going off-script today, mostly because Beau himself went off-script yesterday. Friends, prepare yourselves for a harrowing tale of canine adventure, a story that begins, as so many do, with a Potato Gun. Yes, our neighbor, in a stroke of backyard genius and... Continue Reading →

My Alarm Clock Has Fur (And Opinions)

Me: Beau, you're lying on top of me. Beau: My. Aren't you the observant one. Me: (Muttering) Oh, you little facetious beast, don't give me that look. Beau: I'm not being facetious, though you gotta admit it Louise. I am a rather handsome beast. However, back to our current dilemma. I'm just stating the obvious.... Continue Reading →

It’s about vine!

Beaumont: Well. Well. Well, Louise. My loyal fanbase has finally worn you down, haven't they? I'm thrilled to have graced yours and C.C.s 'road trip'. Though, frankly, it's about vine. Obviously. Me: Time, Beau. It's about time. Beau: And yet, here I stand, Louise. Enlighten me as to my current location. Me: We're at Blue... Continue Reading →

Fear and Sea Lions (and Maybe Dreams?)

Beaumont: I'm confused, Louise. You bring me out to this rocky shore, this amazing slice of nature, and yet you insist on keeping me leashed, hauling me along like a convict trying to escape. What gives? Me: Nothing 'gives,' Beau. I just don't want you chasing after any sea lions. They're big. Beau: And I'm... Continue Reading →

Hiatus of the Houndish kind.

Hello Fans! It's me, your erstwhile favourite Reporter of the Hound, trying, as best I can, to keep Louise, the increasingly Unreliable Non-Reporter of the Hound, on track. But, fact is, keeping Louise on track is like trying to herd cats in a hurricane. A hurricane made of squirrels. On fire. You get the picture.... Continue Reading →

What about my dawggone rights?

Beau: Louise, darling, are you trying to sabotage my modeling career? This tongue situation is getting out of hand! Me: Oh, relax, Beau. It's just a little tongue. It's cute! Beau: Cute? This is not some kind of 'cute' contest! I am a sophisticated Sheepadoodle with a reputation to uphold. This constant impulse of yours... Continue Reading →

Huh?

Beau: Louise, why do you always have to post photos of me with my tongue flapping in the breeze? It's undignified! Me: Why do you always have your tongue sticking out? It's like you're permanently trying to catch snowflakes, even in July. Beau: (with a dramatic sigh) "Always"? Louise, you wound me with your sweeping... Continue Reading →

Beau The Master Negotiator (or so he says)

Beau: So, let me get this straight, Louise. We move to the edge of the sea, no airplane ride needed to visit The Littles, and you still go visit them without me? My poor heart! Me: Guilty as charged, your fluffiness. Beau: That's Sir Beaumont of Sheepadoodle to you Louise. And anyway. What am I,... Continue Reading →

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