Beaumont: So let me get this straight. I have to stay here, locked up in the laundry room because you took me to the park and now you think I'm all wet and dirty. Me: Well. You are. Beau: I thought you revere nature. Me: I do. Beau: But you don't want it in the... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: I demand an audience. Me: Excuse me? Beau: You heard me. I need to be heard. Now. Me: Well, aren't we just the demanding sort this morning. Beau: I already said that. Me: Ya. Ya. Whatever. What for? Beau: Seriously? You're going to use sloppy English in a time like this? Me: (sigh) What... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: So. Can I just say something? Me: Is it nice? Beaumont: Ha! Like I'm never not nice. Though I would suggest it's not nice of you to even ask the question. Me: Fine. I apologize. What did you want to say? Beaumont: So I understand you're off to Mexico for two weeks. Me: Yup! I'm so excited.... Continue Reading →
