I Was Here First

Me: Beaumont. You know you're sitting on me right? Beau: You know you're on my chaise right? Me: Your chaise? Beau: Hey! A dawg's gotta lie somewhere and this is where I lie. Me: Ummm... This is where I'm reading. Beau: Louise. There are many places you can read in this house. Me: And many... Continue Reading →

Carpet the Day!

Me: Beaumont. Is there a reason you're sitting staring out the patio door? Beau: Is there a reason we're sitting inside on such a beautiful day? Me: It's not polite to answer a question with a question. Beau: It's not polite to ask questions you already know the answer to. Me: It's also bad grammar... Continue Reading →

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