Beau: You know Louise, you hoomans are strange beings. Me: How's that Beau? Beau: Well, for example, you use January 1 as an excuse to begin doing the things you tell yourself all year long that you should be doing all the time and then promptly stop doing whatever it is you began at the... Continue Reading →
It Is What It Is
Me: Beau, you look very sad. Beaumont: Well, aren't you? Dad's in hospital. You throw a lousy ball. It's lookin' rather gloomy out there. Me: Yes... but he could be home today. Beau: You said that yesterday and the day before and... come to think of it, you've said that every day since New Year's... Continue Reading →
Merry Christmas and all that Dawggone Jazz!
From my dawggie heart to yours! Merry Christmas! From my dawggie heart to yours! Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Merry whatever your celebration! Louise says that a picture speaks a thousand words -- but you know me! I always got somethin' more to add so this holiday season I'm adding a special thank you to all... Continue Reading →
Men In Tights
I'm still away visiting The Littles -- so this is a repost from Nov 24, 2019 - as GreyCup is today and Beau still wonders why they chase that ball. Beaumont: So, what is it with you humans and having to watch men in tights? Me: Don't you mean Men in Black? Beau: No. That's... Continue Reading →
Dashing Christmas spirits
Dawggone it peoples. She's doing it again. Giving me all these excuses as to why she didn't post my blog yesterday and I say, "Petchewie!" They're all just excuses. Photos courtesy of Dustin T. Like, "Beau, I just don't have time, We're doing our second annual Christmas Tree outdoor decorating extravaganza today and I've got... Continue Reading →
A Dawg’s Life Guide
10 Things hoomans can do that will really make life better for everyone (not just your four-legged companions! Beaumont wrote this guide some years ago -- a wise pup he was! He asked me to share it again today... hoomans apparently, unlike dawgs, have short memories when it comes to the important things in life!... Continue Reading →
What’s Age Got To Do With It?
Beaumont: I think this is my good side. What do you think? Me: I don't think you have a bad side, Beau. Beau: Nice response Louise. But that's not what you said the other day. Me: Oh. What did I say the other day? Beau: You said, I'm getting old. Me: I think it was... Continue Reading →
Say it. Prove it.
Beaumont: So... it's about time you got back to my blog Louise. Me: I was away. Beau: That was the Sunday before last. What happened last week? Me: I forgot??? Beau: That's your excuse? You forgot all about me? Me: No Beau. I didn't forget about you! I would never do that. Beau: Ya coulda'... Continue Reading →
My Side Of The Bed
Beaumont: So. Can I just say something? Me: Is it nice? Beau: Ha! Like I’m never not nice. Though I would suggest it’s not nice of you to even ask the question. Me: Fine. I apologize. What did you want to say? Beau: So I understand you’re off to see "The Littles" this week. Me: Yup! I’m so excited.... Continue Reading →
He Ain’t Heavy
Me: Beaumont. You're doing it again. Beau: What's that? Me You know what that is. Beau: Louise. If I knew what that is I wouldn't ask what that is. Me: (sigh) Lying on top of me. Beau: Oh that. Me: Yes. Beau. That. And see, you did know what it was. Beau: Well actually Louise.... Continue Reading →