Oh Dawg. Say what?

Beau: So.... let me get this straight. You had to play with a bunch of ladies in your studio yesterday and didn't have time to post my blog? Me:  Uh. Huh. Beau:  And that's acceptable to you? Me:  It is what it is. Beau:  That's all you've got to say? Me:  What do you want me to... Continue Reading →

Men In Tights

Beaumont:  So, what is it with you humans and having to watch men in tights? Me:  Don't you mean Men in Black? Beau:  No. That's a movie. I'm talkin' about those guys in tights who chase a pig skin. Me:  Oh you mean football. And it's one word btw. Pigskin. Beau:  Whatever. I must admit... Continue Reading →

Where I almost win!

Beaumont:  So... I'm getting really confused. Me:  About what? Beau:  You need to ask? Me:  I'd prefer not to assume. I remember what happened last week when I did. Beau:  Yeah! So the old girl can learn new tricks?! Me:  Haha!  Very funny. I'm not that old. Beau:  In dog years you're ancient. Me:  Fine. Can we go... Continue Reading →

So much doodoo.

Beaumont:  Oh man, lady. You are in such doodoo I don't think you'll ever get out from under it! Me:  Why's that? Beau:  As if you don't know. Me:  Remember. I'm just a mere human. And a woman at that. Spell it out for me. Beau:  Playing dumb doesn't become you. Me:  I'm not playing... Continue Reading →

Thanks & Giving

Me:  Beaumont. You know you're lying on top of me. Beau:  Yup. Me:  I need to get up. Beau:  You need to lie still and just be present in the moment. I'm giving thanks. Me:  Well that's very sweet but I have a lot to do to get Thanksgiving dinner on the table. Beau:  Louise. Be... Continue Reading →

Excuses. Excuses.

Beaumont:  You know this is Monday, right? Me:  Yes. Beaumont:  So, you also know you're a day late posting my story. Me:  Yes. Well. I was busy getting an early Thanksgiving dinner ready for 10 people. Beau:  Excuses. Excuses. Me:  Well... I am the curator of this blog. I think I can decide to miss a... Continue Reading →

To Throw or Not to Throw.

Me:  Beaumont.  Why are you just standing there? Beau:  I'm waiting. Me:  Waiting for what? Beau:  For you to throw the ball. Me:  I didn't bring it. Beau:  Then I'm waiting for you to explain why not. And it better be good. Me:  Because there's lots of snow on the ground and you always lose it in the snow. Beau:  Excuse... Continue Reading →

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