Beaumont: So... You know it's Monday today. Not Sunday. Me: Yup. Beaumont: So.... what happened yesterday? Just because you're in Mexico you think you can forget about me? Me: No. Of course not. it's just we were travelling. Beaumont: And that's your excuse. Harrumph. Sounds like humanwash to me. Me: Well it's true. And btw.... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: So. Can I just say something? Me: Is it nice? Beaumont: Ha! Like I'm never not nice. Though I would suggest it's not nice of you to even ask the question. Me: Fine. I apologize. What did you want to say. Beaumont: So I understand you're off to Mexico for two weeks. Me: Yup! I'm so excited.... Continue Reading →
Me Beaumont, you know we have a no kissing policy here at work? Beau: Uh huh. Me: Then. Ummm. Why are you kissing Svetlana? Beau: Because she put her face right next to mine? Me: Doesn't mean you have to kiss her. Beau: Of course it does. I'm a dog. Me: But you're ignoring our policy. Beau: Hey. I'd like... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: You're not really thinking of playing that card are you? Me: Beau. Let him play whatever card he wants. Beau: You're just saying that because you want to win. Me: Duh.... Beau: It's not all about winning you know. Me: When I'm playing Crib with your dad it most definitely is all about winning. Beau: What about the 'it's... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: I thought I told you I didn't want that cat staying here any more. Me: It's not your choice. Beau: Says who? Me: Says me. Beau: And who made you queen? Me: I'm not queen. I just get to decide who comes over. Beau: And I get to decide if I accept your decisions or... Continue Reading →
Me: So. Ummm. Beaumont. Do you see the towel lying on the couch? Beau: Of course. Me: Well, you know it's there for you to lie on. Beau: Ahh. I see where this is going. Me: Where do you think it's going? Beau: Oh. You know. To that place where you tell me I'm supposed to be lying on... Continue Reading →
Me: Beaumont. Quit staring at me. I'm trying to sleep. Beau: I'm trying to get your attention. Me: Go to sleep. Beau: I need to go out. Me: I took you out before we came to bed. Why do you have to go out now? Beau: Why do you think? Me: Because you want to chase that cute rabbit you... Continue Reading →
Me: Beaumont. Do you have to lay in the middle of the floor? Beaumont: I'm not just laying here. I'm sleeping. Me: Okay. Do you have to sleep in the middle of the floor? Beau: Yes. Me: How about 'no'? Beau: No. Me: Ummm... No you don't have to sleep in the middle of the floor or no, you're... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: Remind me again why I have to get up? Me: Because it's morning and I want to get up. Beaumont: Then get up already. Me: You're lying on top of me. Beaumont: You can slide out. Just don't disturb me. Me: Beaumont. Don't be difficult. Beaumont: Jane never made me get up. Me: Well... Jane... Continue Reading →
