Me: Beau! Do you have to eat every disgusting thing you find on the rocks? Beau: Disgusting? That was a gourmet delight. A wild-caught, sustainably foraged delicacy from the sea. You just don't have the sophisticated palate for it. Me: I'd prefer you get your "gourmet delights" from the bowl I serve you. Beau: You... Continue Reading →
Hey Fans! I've been a busy bee lately, a really busy bee. I'm busy fending off interlopers and I don't mean the squirrels and other rodents I am so accustomed to chasing out of the garden. I mean the human kind! Let me start at the beginning of this ordeal... Cooper Beau: So... let me... Continue Reading →
Beau: You read it here first peeps. Louise has gone MII! Me: It's MIA Beau -- Missing in Action. Beau: Yeah? Well that may be the case for some but for you, It's MII -- Missing in Inaction! Like, you've been skimping on posting my blog. Not to mention the MII of my T-Bone steak.... Continue Reading →
Beau: You're kidding right? You're not really trying to push that thing off as 'the real thing'. Right? Me: Of course not! But it is a T-Bone, Beau. And that's what your fans have been insisting you get. Beau: A REAL one Louise. Not some wanna be plushtoy that does not look like a T-Bone.... Continue Reading →
Beau: So, Louise. Pray tell. How is it you can ignore this face so easily and leave me pining on my own while you traipse around the world having all your adventures without me? Me: Easy. Beau: That's it? That's all you've got to say in response to my very important, and clear, question? Easy?... Continue Reading →
On the beach, before his big adventure This just in: Beau's Blog is going off-script today, mostly because Beau himself went off-script yesterday. Friends, prepare yourselves for a harrowing tale of canine adventure, a story that begins, as so many do, with a Potato Gun. Yes, our neighbor, in a stroke of backyard genius and... Continue Reading →
Me: Beau, you're lying on top of me. Beau: My. Aren't you the observant one. Me: (Muttering) Oh, you little facetious beast, don't give me that look. Beau: I'm not being facetious, though you gotta admit it Louise. I am a rather handsome beast. However, back to our current dilemma. I'm just stating the obvious.... Continue Reading →
Me: Beau. Please don't drink seawater. Beau: Why not? Me: Because it's not good for you. Beau: How do you know? Me: I just do. Beau: And I just want to. Me: Why? Beau: Duh. Because I'm thirsty. Me: I appreciate that but it's not good for you. Beau: How do you know. Me: I... Continue Reading →
Me: Happy Birthday Beau! Beaumont: Ah... thank you dear Louise. Ten glorious years! A full decade of bestowing my dignified presence upon this household. So, it's time we cut to the chase. The celebratory steak. Where is it? Me: Steak for breakfast, Beau? Really? Beau: Reconsider your culinary limitations, Louise. Have you not encountered the... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: Seriously, Louise? My devoted readership grows restless! Their digital missives flood my (your) inbox, questioning your very dedication to disseminating my profound insights and witty pronouncements with timely precision. The audacity of this tardiness! Me: Of course your… pronouncements… are important, Beau. It's just that a dear friend visited for the weekend, and, well,... Continue Reading →
