The Obstreperous Dawg

Me: So.... Beau.... Beaumont:  Oh dear. I always get nervous when you say my name like that. What did I do this time? Me:  Don't be silly. Nothing. I just want to talk to you about something. Beau:  What's that? Me:  Well. A friend, a big fan of yours, suggested you might want to be... Continue Reading →

Dear Santa!

Dear Santa, It's me. Beaumont.  You know, the Sheepadoodle who sometimes wears reindeer ears just to please Louise. Believe me Santa. I am not trying to impersonate Prancer or even Rudolph. Honest. It's just ... well, you know what she's like! She's been on your naughty list often enough you gotta know it's her who... Continue Reading →

You move. You lose.

Me:  Excuse me...  I just got up to get a coffee. I was planning on coming back to bed. Beau:  You move. You lose. Me:  Beaumont. I'd like to come back to bed please. I was planning on spending an hour reading this morning. Beau:  Hey lady. You took off for a month. I claimed this space. Me:   And... Continue Reading →

Whose couch is it anyway?

Beaumont:  Seriously?  What does a dawg have to do in this house to get some peace? Me:  What do you mean? Beau:  If I've told you once, I've told you a gazillion times, I do not need a catty friend. Me:  She's only visiting for three weeks Beau. Be nice. Beau:  Heck!  I try being nice. What does she do?... Continue Reading →

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