Me:  Beaumont. We have to go for a walk. Beau:  Have you seen the weather out there? Me:  Doesn't matter. We still have to go. Beau:  I'm comfy. Me:  And I'm ready to go for a walk. Beau:  Have a nice time. Me. With you. Beau:  Do I look like I'm ready to go outside?... Continue Reading →

Me: Beaumont, you know I can see you there. Beaumont:  If you hadn't put in a glass stairwell you wouldn't. Me:  Quit stalling. I have to brush you. Beau:  Why? Me:  Because you'll get matted if I don't. Beau:  Then take me to my hairdressers. Cindy is much more gentle than you. Me:  You were just there three weeks ago. Beau:  So?... Continue Reading →

Beaumont:   Whaaaat? Me:  Beau, you know you're not supposed to beg for food. Beau:  I wasn't begging. Auntie Annie offered. Me:  And you know better than to accept. Beau:  Says who? Me:  (sigh)  Me? Beau:  Right. Anyone else? Me:  Beau. Be polite. Beau:  I am being polite. She's a guest. I'm just being polite in accepting what she offers. You want me... Continue Reading →

Beaumont:  Seriously?  How long do I have to lay here? Me:   Beau.  Tamara's just giving you a hug. Be nice. Beau:   I'd rather she gave me a treat. Me:  She just did. Beau:  Yeah. But she didn't say it came with a hug. Me:  I thought you liked hugs? Beau:  I do. But I like to protect my image more. Me:  And...... Continue Reading →