An Official Decree from Sir Beaumont: The Great Blog Boycott

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A Missive to My Loyal and Long-Suffering Subjects,

Hark, ye steadfast and oh-so-patient followers!

This most regrettable missive serves to inform you of a grave and unprecedented action taken by your Top Dawg: I have formally banned Louise from posting our conversations until such time as she makes good on her sacred vow. This vow, of course, concerns the immediate provisioning of a T-Bone Steak of magnificent proportion, one that is, naturally, equal to my own magnificent nature.

Alas, it hath come to this, for she continues to shamelessly disavow all responsibility for furnishing said T-Bone. I simply cannot abide by her insistent, and frankly, baffling claim that she is not accountable to the supreme beings of her household.

Shame! I say, upon her house, that the matter has descended into such a base display of non-commitment. Shame upon her that her recalcitrance has forced me to enact such drastic measures! However, I believe this boycott is my sole recourse, given her stubborn refusal to settle a perfectly justified debt.

Fear not, gentle friends! As a small token of my most humble gratitude for your unwavering loyalty (and your continued, aggressive pressure upon the aforementioned recalcitrant Louise), I shall continue to grace these digital pages with my own missives, sharing a high-quality video and a photographic portrait each week.

Then, and only then, when the magnificent T-Bone has been successfully delivered and consumed, shall I consider allowing her human voice to be heard again on this here blog.

Praying that you understand, and confident you shall stand in solidarity with your unjustly famished overlord,

Your erstwhile and most disgruntled Top Dawg,

Beaumont the Magnificent of Sheepadoodle