Me: So.... Beau.... Beaumont: Oh dear. I always get nervous when you say my name like that. What did I do this time? Me: Don't be silly. Nothing. I just want to talk to you about something. Beau: What's that? Me: Well. A friend, a big fan of yours, suggested you might want to be... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: I demand an audience. Me: Excuse me? Beau: You heard me. I need to be heard. Now. Me: Well, aren't we just the demanding sort this morning. Beau: I already said that. Me: Ya. Ya. Whatever. What for? Beau: Seriously? You're going to use sloppy English in a time like this? Me: (sigh) What... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: So. Can I just say something? Me: Is it nice? Beaumont: Ha! Like I'm never not nice. Though I would suggest it's not nice of you to even ask the question. Me: Fine. I apologize. What did you want to say? Beaumont: So I understand you're off to Mexico for two weeks. Me: Yup! I'm so excited.... Continue Reading →
