Beau by the Sea & a Missing Louise

Alright, folks, it’s Beau here, reporting live from the keyboard, because Louise has pulled a vanishing act again. She’s off gallivanting in Vancouver with her daughters (and the Littles, naturally). Apparently, a double daughter sighting meant dinner out last night. Priorities, people!

But enough about the missing-in-action hooman! BIG NEWS erupted over here! CC, in a moment of pure brilliance, whisked me away on an adventure to Hornby Island. And let me tell you, we had an absolute paw-some blast! His friend there? That man understands the true meaning of royal treatment for a dawg! I’m pretty sure I heard angels sing. Honestly, I’m already mentally furnishing my new permanent digs there. Just sayin’.

Now, about Louise. She was supposed to be home today. Supposed to. But no, she’s extended her vacation, citing some dramatic emergency room visit involving the mother of the Littles. Cue the violins.

So, once more, it falls to moi to single-pawedly keep this blog running, keep you loyal readers updated, and, let’s be real, keep Louise from spiralling into complete chaos. A dog’s work is never done, especially when he’s the only one with a brain cell dedicated to public relations. You feel me? Of course you do!

And because I’m feeling particularly charitable today – a true magnanimous Beaumont, if you will – I’m giving her a pass. So please, DO NOT join me in my usual tirade against her utter dereliction of duty. Not today. My typing paws need a break. ( and apparently so does she. Again!)

(P.S. I expect a much-deserved T-bone steak upon her return. It’s the least she can do to atone for her sins. Right?)

AND

To sorta atone, she’s put together this wee movie for your viewing pleasure.