
Me: Beaumont…
Beau: Whaaat?
Me: You’re lying on my side of the bed.
Beau: Well actually I was sleeping.
Me: How could you be sleeping already? I just got up to get a glass of water
Beau: I have a clear conscience. Makes it easy to go to sleep.
Me: Are you suggesting I don’t?
Beau: Well…. you are the one who had to get up for a glass of water in the middle of the night.
Me: That’s because I was thirsty.
Beau: So you say.
Me: Beaumont…
Beau: What?
Me: You have to move. I want to get back in bed.
Beau: Say please.
Me: Beaumont…
Beau: Why do you always say my name as if I know what you’re thinking? I can’t read minds you know, especially one as cluttered as yours.
Me: Beaumont…
Beau: There you go again.
Me: Fine. Then let me read it out for you. What my mind is saying right now is… you’re stalling. Move it.
Beau: Say please.
Me (sighing): Please move.
Beau: Seeing as you ask so nicely. I will.
Me (a tad sarcastically): Thank you.
Beau: You’re welcome. (Slowly rising and moving from the bed) Can I take the pillow with me?
Me: Beaumont…
Beau (sighing): Man you humans are touchy. I was just asking.
Me (throwing the pillow off the bed onto the floor): Here. Happy?
Beau: Yes. Thanks. Night. Night. Can you turn out the light please? It’s bothering my eyes.
I turn out the light and try to go back to sleep.
Beaumont is snoring within a few seconds (though I am suspicious he is just pretending).
After 15 minutes of tossing and turning, I grab a blanket and pillow and go sleep on the couch. I don’t think I’ll tell him. I’m sure he’d have lots to say about that!
Awwww
Most adorable picture ever.
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