Me: Beaumont. Quit staring at me. I'm trying to sleep. Beau: I'm trying to get your attention. Me: Go to sleep. Beau: I need to go out. Me: I took you out before we came to bed. Why do you have to go out now? Beau: Why do you think? Me: Because you want to chase that cute rabbit you... Continue Reading →
Me: Beaumont. Do you have to lay in the middle of the floor? Beaumont: I'm not just laying here. I'm sleeping. Me: Okay. Do you have to sleep in the middle of the floor? Beau: Yes. Me: How about 'no'? Beau: No. Me: Ummm... No you don't have to sleep in the middle of the floor or no, you're... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: Remind me again why I have to get up? Me: Because it's morning and I want to get up. Beaumont: Then get up already. Me: You're lying on top of me. Beaumont: You can slide out. Just don't disturb me. Me: Beaumont. Don't be difficult. Beaumont: Jane never made me get up. Me: Well... Jane... Continue Reading →
Beaumont: So... you think it's okay to just leave me like this? Me: Al and Jane are there. Beau: That's not my point. Me: Oh dear. Here we go... Beau: You go away and leave me and now I'm getting attitude? Me: Oops. Sorry. My apologies. It's just you always do that 'that's not my point'... Continue Reading →
Sundays with Beaumont 