Beaumont: Excuse me. You’re not posting that photo of me on FB are you?
Me: Why wouldn’t I?
Beaumont: It’s not my best look.
Me: What’s wrong with it?
Beaumont: I look like I’ve been on a weekend long bender.
Me: I think it’s cute. Anyway. You don’t drink.
Beaumont: You could drive me to drink.
Beaumont: You’re welcome.
Me: I’m still going to post it.
Beaumont: Oh Dawg! Somebody bring me my water dish. I need a drink.