It’s not my best look

Beaumont: Excuse me. You’re not posting that photo of me on FB are you?

Me: Why wouldn’t I?

Beaumont: It’s not my best look.

Me: What’s wrong with it?

Beaumont: I look like I’ve been on a weekend long bender.

Me: I think it’s cute. Anyway. You don’t drink.

Beaumont: You could drive me to drink.

Me: Thanks.

Beaumont: You’re welcome.

Me: I’m still going to post it.

Beaumont: Oh Dawg! Somebody bring me my water dish. I need a drink.