Dear Ann Landers,
It’s Beaumont the Sheepadoodle here and I really need your advice.
So, my mom says she’s too busy to share our conversations right now on my blog. It seems her galavanting around without me is a priority. Harrumph.
Last weekend she went to Canmore for a three day getaway and then this weekend, she’s off to some place called The Little Yoho to spend time with my human sis, Lele.
And can you believe it! She’s not taking me.
Why would she go somewhere where she can’t take her best friend?
I don’t get it.
She says she loves me. I’m her favourite Beau and all that, and then she takes off. Without me.
I mean. Really. She’ll get back from the Little Yoho (weird name don’t you think? Apparently there’s even a Falls with a weirder name, Takaka Falls and where she’s going there’s no Internet even!) Anyway, where was I? Right. She comes home from the weekend on Sunday night and off she goes on Wednesday to visit that little guy, Thurlow, her ‘grandson’ again. For a whole friggin’ week. Without me. He seems to be a bigggg draw. She’s always showing off photos of him. Used to be she had more photos of me on her phone and now… I’ve been displaced.
I’m beginning to think she’s kind of fickle and I might just need to find me some other human to love all over me. I’d call my friend Rod but she won’t give me his number.
What’d’ya think Ann? Is this dame too lame for the Beau-meister?
I mean, she’s cute and all that jazz but dawggone it, I’m her Beau. How can she desert me like this?
Yours in lonely contemplation of my place in the doghouse,
PS. Please excuse any typing errors. My paws are kind of big for the keyboard and I had to sneak onto her laptop to write to you. Again, she’s abandoning her duties as scribe!