Beaumont: Where's my coffee? Me: Excuse me? Beaumont: My coffee. I'm the ExecuPup. You're my secretary. Why aren't you getting me coffee? Me: Who said I'm your secretary? Beaumont: I'm the ExecuPup. I make the decisions. I decided. Me: You seem to forget I'm the boss here. Beaumont: You seem to forget I'm the one... Continue Reading →
Do I Have to Move?
Me: Beaumont... Beau: Whaaat? Me: You're lying on my side of the bed. Beau: Well actually I was sleeping. Me: How could you be sleeping already? I just got up to get a glass of water Beau: I have a clear conscience. Makes it easy to go to sleep. Me: Are you suggesting I don't?... Continue Reading →
It’s not my best look
Beaumont: Excuse me. You're not posting that photo of me on FB are you? Me: Why wouldn't I? Beaumont: It's not my best look. Me: What's wrong with it? Beaumont: I look like I've been on a weekend long bender. Me: I think it's cute. Anyway. You don't drink. Beaumont: You could drive me to... Continue Reading →
Dogyrights
Beaumont: So... what's with the blog you've started about me? Me: Well, it's not really about you. It's about our conversations. I'm sharing them. Beaumont: I see. And when were you going to tell me about this? Me: I am. Right now. Beaumont (sarcastically): How thoughtful. Have you spoken with my lawyers? Me: Pardon me?... Continue Reading →
Sunday’s with Beaumont. Beginnings.
Beaumont the Sheepadoodle came into our home July 1st, 2015. He'd already climbed into our hearts and taken up residence when we met him in early June at the breeders in a town called, Beaumont, Alberta. Yup. That's how he got his name. My husband, daughters and I couldn't all agree on a name, until... Continue Reading →
