Hey, fans! It’s me. Sir Beaumont of Sheepadoodle – Louise says that’s not a place, but what does she know?
What I know is… she’s off again to see The Littles, leaving me with C.C. and… that vixen feline shecat Zoey as well as that ‘little’ Martha, the Labradoodle.
Apparently, she thinks I’ll be lonely and need extra company. Ha! Hasn’t she heard of 2s company, 3s a crowd and 4? Well that’s just not acceptable.
If she just stayed home I wouldn’t be lonely.
Anyway, apparently, next week she may not be posting my blog so I thought I’d better sneak on here by myself and let you know — and ask you to please hound her to get accountable!
I mean really. It’s called SUNDAYS with BEAUMONT – not Sundays with Beaumont when Louise feels like it, or Sundays without Beaumont if Louise is away.
Dang. This not being able to turn on a laptop by myself because my paws are too big is a real hassle. As it is, I had to concentrate real hard to get that ole’ telekindogsis to make the words appear on the screen.
But don’t tell Louise, okay? She might not leave me unsupervised with her laptop open if you let her know I’m capable of telekindogsis. But why she wouldn’t know is beyond me, I mean like I’m a supah-dawg right! Oh well, she is only a hooman after all.
But here’s the furry. I need you fanfolk! I really, really do. You my peeps. You the gristle to my bones. The slobber to my kisses. The…. hmmmm… none of that sounds too appetizing does it?
Okay. Well, you get the gist.
Let’s hound Louise and remind her of her responsibilities. Please! 🙂